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                  Joke of the Day


                  Joke of the Day


                  Joke of the Day


                  Joke of the Day

                  Jokes of the Day
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                  Joke Donkey Membership Features


                  JOKE DONKEY MEMBERSHIP FEATURES
                  ***FREE JOKE DEMO AT THE BOTTOM OF PAGE***


                  THE BROADBAND COMEDY NETWORK, INC. IS TOTALLY SURPRISED TO PRESENT:  THE JOKE DONKEY!

                   

                  This ain’t no common TEXT-based Joke-of-the-Day mobile app or website!  The Joke Donkey is the ONLY joke-of-the-day service which lets you use your ears!

                   

                  "Reading text-based jokes is for earless ninnies," says Naida Albright, Foremost Expert on Earless Ninnies.

                   

                  "Jokes are best when spoken by humans with vocal cords," says Mark Morgann, Proud Vocal Cord Enthusiast

                   

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                  PREREQUISITES:

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                  • Ears!  (Functioning Ears)
                  • Sense of Humor (optional)
                  • 60 seconds (more or less)

                   

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                  FREE – BCN ONLINE – Comedy Radio

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                  A treat for your ears, the Joke Donkey provides unlimited access to our Premier Standup Comedy Radio Broadcast, BCN Online!

                  • All Comedy All the Time
                  • More Listening & Less Reading
                  • More Laughing, More Jokes, More Comedy, More Fun!
                  • Did we mention, Less Reading? (Disclaimer – there is some reading of artist names and track information)


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                  UNLOCK the Joke Donkey

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                  Unlock The Joke Donkey and Become a Joke Donkey Member today; set loose the Joke Donkey with fresh daily jokes and unbridled access to the Joke Barn.

                  Your "In App" iTunes Purchases is for a Lifetime/Perpetual Memberships to the Joke Donkey via your mobile device - No Monthly subscriptions required!

                   

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                  IPHONE & ANDROID FEATURES INCLUDE:

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                  • FRESH jokes you can listen to delivered daily to your iPhone told by professional joke tellers, our very own joke master, Mark Morgann and anyone else we can find gifted in the rare art of jokeory.
                  • FREE access to Broadband Comedy Network’s original BCN Online all comedy radio broadcast – “Equally Insulting Everyone Since 1998 – no one does comedy radio like BCN!  If they did, we sue ‘em, you betcha!” – Eric Bergez, President, BCN Inc.
                  • UNFETTERED access to our huge archive of audible jokes direct from the Joke Barn.  Scroll through our hoards of humorous antidotes and listen to your favorite jokefoolery over and over again.

                   

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                  IPHONE IMAGES:

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                  Joke Donkey iPhone Splash Page

                  Joke Donkey iPhone Joke of the Day

                  Joke Donkey iPhone The Barn

                  Joke Donkey iPhone The Barn Player

                  Joke Donkey iPhone BCN Online Button

                  Joke Donkey iPhone BCN Online Player

                  Joke Donkey iPhone Members Login

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                  Joke Donkey iPhone About




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                  WEBSITE FEATURES INCLUDE:

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                  • Full Access to our Joke Donkey Audible Joke of the Day
                  • Full Access to our Joke Barn (an archive of all our best Joke's of the Day)
                  • Full Access to our Joke Donkey iPhone & Android apps
                  • Listener Request - for BCN Online
                    • Request your favorite comedian to be added to the current rotation and add weight to the comedian for future playback.
                    • Over 6,300+ tracks of Comedy
                    • Possibly the Largest Collection of Comedy on the Internet.
                  • High Fidelity SECURE MEMBERS ONLY Broadcast of BCN Online
                    • 128Kbps - AAC Plus - CD Quality


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                  WEBSITE MEMBERSHIP:

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                  • Each web membership grants Full access to the entire Joke Donkey web site:
                    • Your username is your email address and you can generate your own password.
                    • Each Package offers a reoccurring charge to your PayPal account so you never have to worry about missing a joke or comedy bit again.
                      • BCN, Inc uses PayPal.com for all of our subscription transactions.
                      • We are very confident that PayPal.com will secure all your information and guarantee us a trouble-free exchange.

                   

                  So...for less than the price of a beer at any comedy club in the world, you can listen to a barrage of professionally delivered parlor jokes and one-liners along with CD quality sound of our FREE comedy broadcast all in the comfort of your home, office, cell phone or car, straight from our servers to your ears by simply becoming a Joke Donkey Member.


                  The Joke Donkey - Straight from Our Ass Right to Your Ears!


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